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Music Theory On Line

Today's Joke

All jokes are "G" rated, though some might be a little closer to "G - 13" and perhaps a seldom "G - 17".

An effort will be made to give all musical instruments the respect they deserve. However, it should be noted that some instruments (for example - a blond soprano) just seem to lean toward a better joke.

If your "toes are stepped on" today, somebody else will say "ouch!" tomorrow.

There once was a clarinet player that was so bad

that even his section noticed.

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