All jokes are "G" rated, though some might be a little closer to "G - 13" and perhaps a seldom "G - 17".

An effort will be made to give all musical instruments the respect they deserve. However, note that some instruments (for example - a blond soprano) just seem to lean toward a better joke.

If your "toes are stepped on" today, somebody else will say "ouch!" tomorrow.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to do the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would have done it.

From time to time little "pearle's" of wisdom will be offered to the student. These are lessons for life and are not always related to music. Also these items are not entirely original and apologies are offered to the original statesman. Former students have nicknamed these items "Parmanisms". Here's another:

The only way to discover the limits of what is possible is to go beyond those limits to what is impossible.